Inch by Inch - The Brown Battle Song

So Gordon has told Andrew Marr he is going to fight 'every inch of the way' to win the General Election. So taking John Denver's Garden Song sung above by Arlo Guthrie here is what he really means.

Inch by inch, row by row
Gonna make economy grow
All it takes is some get up and go
And a pile of fertile pounds
Inch by inch, row by row
Evr'one vote to keep this show
Just give us another go
While the nation's tumbling down

Taxin' more and savin' loans
Banks are based on dreams and bones
Feel the need to own my own.
'Cause the time is close at hand
Loss or gain, sun and rain
Make it sound to voter's sane
To vote Labour yet again
In the ballot 'cross the land

Inch by inch, row by row
Gotta make poll ratings grow
All it takes is a joke don't you know
About fields of Eton ground
Inch by inch, row by row
Someone bless these seeds I sow
Someone warm class wars below
'Til the Toffs comes tumbling down

Plant John's punch straight and long
Tell 'em voting elsewhere is wrong
Mother Earth will keep us strong
If we fight to show we care
Young Dave watchin' hungrily
From his perch in yonder tree
In Number 10 I'm as free
As that coiffured thief up there

Inch by inch, row by row
Gonna take this 'lection show
All it takes is I don't really know
But we've run it into the ground
Inch by inch, row by row
No ideas left don't let it show
Pack up the boxes it's time to go
Now the votes rejecting Brown

Now the votes rejecting Brown