Friday, January 15, 2010

Are You a Geek


Just thought I'd share this hilarious/worrying/scary [delete as applicable] geek test from this months Attitude. I've made slight adjustments to be Omni-sexual.

  • 1. Is Forbidden Planet your favourite pick up joint?
  • 2. Do you relate to the characters in Douglas Coupland's Mircoserfs?
  • 3. Do you see sexual* allegory in fantasy adventure stories?
  • 4. Get a stiffy/moist** for Daleks? (Or ever wanted to be a noughties assistant? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)
  • 5. Have you ever spent an entire afternoon posting negative thoughts on online forums?
  • 6. Do you spend every afternoon posting negative thoughts on online forums?
  • 7. Do you live for the announcements of Steve Jobs?
  • 8. Do you hate gay culture but spend your life on gay web sites and in 'Alt' gay bars?
  • 9. Have you ever had a relationship with someone from the Isle of Wight conducted entirely online?
  • 10. Ever talked dirty in Klingon?
As you can see I gave up omnisexualising some of these. Work it out for yourself what the alternative is.

*Originally gay.
** See thinking of you ladies with the addition.

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